fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via tomfuckinmison)


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snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

(via disagreed)


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magicalpetals:

pixhai:

DONT YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN YOU INTRODUCE A FRIEND TO ANOTHER FRIEND AND THEY BECOME CLOSE TO EACH OTHER AND GO OUT AND DON’T INVITE YOU AND YOU;RE JUST LIKE 

YES

(via cocodasies)


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kanyewesticle:

i love it when someone is speaking to you but you cant quite hear them or aren’t really listening so you just keep replying with ‘yeah’ or fake laughter and then the conversation successfully finishes without them realizing they’re speaking to themselves and you dont actually have the slightest idea what they just said to you

(Source: kanyewesticle, via staygold-stayyou)


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